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Deadlands: Reloaded – Session XXIII

Hello OOTAK fans (or haters, whatever the case maybe)!

Are you ready for some more ooey-gooey OOTAK-fu? Do you long to hear the sound of our silken voices dribbling down your eager ear holes? Do you miss the shenanigans that occur (with the regularity of a fiber-rich diet) at OOTAK’s gaming table?

Well you are in luck if you nodded your head in silent acknowledgement to any of the above… OOTAK HQ is mostly proud to bring you another installment in our on going Deadlands campaign!

In This Session: Your favorite band of drunks and misfits find themselves stuck somewhere in the Weird West with a pair of “savages” (no offense native Americans, we love you!) as their guides.

Hope you enjoy this latest installment and cheers!

Deadlands: Reloaded – Session XXII

File this session in the partially lost folder, because, sadly, a good bit of this session was not recorded for some reason. I suspect it had something to do with human error and/or lack of memory card space.

The total running time for this partial session is just over 45 minutes, but fortunately contains some pretty funny table banter towards the end.

I (Patrick) promise to serve up an extra helping of OOTAK goodness in the next week or so with another multi-hour release. Until then, whet your appetites on this little gem for soon, very, very, very soon all shall be revealed!

Black Mamba!

Session Date: 04/19/2013

Our Dresden Files campaign continued this past Friday night. Also, if you like our actual plays, look for them on www.rpgmp3.com! It looks like Hal & Company will be resuming their normal upload schedule. OOTAK has another hilarious and irreverent campaign in the hopper, so be sure not to miss out on those sessions!

The “heroes” of our Dresden Files campaign spent our latest session investigating some very, VERY bad mojo.

Leopold (aka James), OOTAK’s fearless leader (again, while Todd is away), led the proverbial charge this time, urging his “friends” onward during their investigation of the very bad things happening in Runson City. I think we can all agree; having a magical “psychic” investigator can come in handy.

Brandi (aka Becky) spent most of the session stripping and sleeping. Yeah, strippers work… alot! She also chatted up a cop, but failed her intimidate roll… sigh… In reality, Becky spent most of the session preparing a wonderful assortment of items for the OOTAK crew to eat. Homemade guacamole, “kabobs”, this amazing olive dip, bacon-cream cheese-chili poppers! Mmmmmm, oh what a feast it was!

Cody (aka Eric) managed not to murder anyone this session; however he did offer to help Gus further his case against the Runson City police department in the form of further grievous bodily injury. Oh yeah, did I mention that Cody and Leopold are buddies? Or that Cody and Brandi are secretly dating?

Gus (aka Me) had a little run-in with an overzealous detective. Okay, so the good peace-officer was trying to do his job, but damn(!), young, motivated, good-looking and (most importantly) gullible production assistants are hard to find in Runson City! Can anyone say “lawsuit”? Looks like I will be shifting my resources up a tier thanks to the efforts of the RCPD!

Unfortunately Todd didn’t get a chance to listen in on the session. Don’t tell him that it was my fault, I think he hates me! Next time Todd, next time!

Our GM (Jayson) demonstrated his utter lack of propriety and respect for the OOTAK crew by transforming one of his favorite NPCs into a horrible(r) monster… as if being annoying wasn’t already enough! Honestly, I don’t know why Jay has such a boner for the “Black Mamba”?

“Blacula” is black! Silly GM…